A special moment in life occurs when a man or woman asks you out on a first date. In this moment, terror and wonder collide. Dating = Time. Time = Tending to Farmville or Foursqaure or Words with Friends. Save your time and energy. Judging a book by its cover can sometimes help to weed out men or women that you should not have dated, but are still dating them four dates later. Here is the low down of how his or her, or even your iPhone cover reflects his/her/you:

The Rugged. With a cell phone provider that is incapable of getting reception in remote and “rugged” locations, it is curious to think why anyone would need such a cover. The half-inch thickness of textured and rubberized cover, is begging to be dropped in the mud of a logging camp, or a bucket of freshly caught Alaskan salmon. This type of person wants to move to the mountains and have eleven children who all climb trees. Or perhaps they are simply over compensating? [via Acquire]
The Corporate. A chunky, pleather flip case.* Someone who doesn’t mind going through the extra action of actually unhooking the holster, and flipping up the case to access their iPhone. Clearly there is no functional benefit… so the message they want to send out is that they hope to be first in line for that promotion. Workaholic. Will try to bring in the big bucks at the expense of family time. *belt holster optional [via iPhoneaccessories]
The Mirror. They pull it out and half the room shields their eyes from the blinding light it reflects. Are they making a metro fashion statement, or just worried when they apply their lipstick? Will probably spend your tax-return to keep with the top trends, but is extremely loveable. [via Modmyi]

The ArmBand. Some might use this case just to workout, but this person seems to carry it everywhere. Extreme gym-rat. He or she is not someone to mess with; they will out-run you, out-bench you, and out-score you. Can you handle that? It might be worth it for the incredible flexibility. [via PCWorld]

The Sock. They’ve actually hand-knitted a different color for every day of the week, and did the same for all of their ex-college-roommates’ birthday presents last year. These thoughtful gifts have, unfortunately, never seen the light of day. Extremely gentle, these people will often surprise you with homemade knick-knacks, and hopefully, brownies. They are always up to giving you a massage. A useful mate, who has never dated anyone else due to being busy knitting. [via Diana]

The Naked. No cover? Don’t let this confuse you. They would rather have the complete thinness and experience of the iPhone than contaminate it with a case. This human has a heightened sense of privacy, and compartmentalizes his or her life. They are sure-footed and naturally careful. They will devote this same care into the compartment which belongs to your relationship. Passion abounds. Free spirits. Spontaneous. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do. I might have dated one.
I could go on forever! These few cases might get your thoughtful juices flowing, but think about The Pouch, The Jeweled, The Woodgrain, The Clear, The Hello Kitty, The Artsy Skin, etc…
Moral of the story: what does your iPhone cover say about YOU??