Simply brilliant. The guys at The Onion have done it again. The satirical online news network announces the “Apple Friend Bar” in a rather amusing video short. The friend bar is a place where “obsessive Apple users” can go to find someone to “talk at”.

The report also mentions the upcoming in-home Apple store called the iStore to be available for only $6000. The video (shown below) puts into perspective beautifully the mannerisms of the Apple “fan boy”. Hey, if you can’t have a good laugh at yourself, it may be time to lighten up.

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

[via TheOnion]