Captain Steve Jobs, he’s our hero gonna take PC down to zero
January 15th, 2010

Steve Jobs is the man.  Here are ten facts about Steve Jobs that you may not have known about him:

1.  Steve Jobs doesn’t wear black turtlenecks and blue jeans, he secretes them from his pores each morning.

2.  When Steve Jobs gives a keynote speech, he makes the entire Internet reconfigure itself to handle the blogging traffic.

3.  OS X isn’t based on Unix, it’s based on Steve Jobs’ DNA.

4.  Steve Jobs doesn’t need eyes. He sees everything he needs to see through the iSight cameras built into newer Macs.

5.  The iPhone had no design and production team; Steve Jobs simply willed it into existence with the magic phrase “One more thing.”

6.  Steve Wozniak isn’t real. He’s just an astral projection of Steve Jobs’ bigger, nerdier alter ego.

7.  Steve Jobs knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.

8.  When Steve Jobs sneezes, tiny ones and zeroes are expelled, which assemble themselves into OS X widgets.

9.  Steve Jobs doesn’t need a computer to load his iPod; he interfaces with it directly using his right index finger.

10.  Steve Jobs can change the weather by writing an open letter to the sky.

[Facts from CrunchGear]

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